Do you want in? They asked.
Uh sure, said I, completely clueless but anxious to fit in with my new blog-mates.
Holy Giggle Fit! If I had known how much I would laugh while reading (and writing) the zillionaire vampire thingy….If I had known how fun it would be to write about secret werewolf babies…If I had known that sometimes a romance cliché is a fabulous plot twist waiting to happen… that ZVCSWB is not a flight confirmation code, but the best little title in Bloodsuck…
But I don’t want to give away too much. I’ll just say this. On Thursday, September 9, you’re invited to Bloodsuck, Texas for the stupendously hilarious first chapter of...
Theirs was a love that nature never intended. Bigger than Texas. Hotter than Hades. Weirder than…a lot of other things you might have read about up until now.
Self-made zillionaire Rock Fangsworthy is your typical Texas cowboy…well, sort of. Typical in that the only thing this lethally sexy lady-charmer with the hair trigger temper loves more than his horse is his ranch, The Double Fang. Or maybe his boots. Less typical in the fact he's also a four hundred year old vampire with a shocking secret—he can't stand the sight of blood.
Buffi Van Pelt is just your average girl-next-door winery owner…or is she? The spunky single mom to twin boys also happens to be a winsome werewolf with secrets and troubles of her own. The winery that the gutsy good-girl recently inherited from her grandmother is on the verge of ruin. If Buffi can't find a use for the mysteriously tainted wine before time and her pantry's limited supply of red meat runs out, she and her pups will be left homeless, destitute and very, very hungry. Worse yet, her baby-daddy is the same hunky, bad-boy vampire rancher who's out to steal The Best Little Winery in Bloodsuck from under her sensible heels.
Once upon a time their passion flamed hotter'n a summer's night in Dallas with three Cheerleaders and a side of habanero sauce. Tonight, love's lightning might just strike them twice…but only if the wine don't kill them first.
Every Thursday for the next few months we’ll unveil a new chapter of ZVCSWB. And that’s not all … there’s a contest. A big one. With an awesome prize, details of which we’ll share over the next week, along with other juicy stuff.
So until next Thursday …. WELCOME TO BLOODSUCK. HAVE SOME WINE.
I'm so excited about this! Juniper, you've been such a good sport and fit right in... not that the rest of us really knew what we were getting into either! :) With the fun we've already had, I can't wait to see what others think of it. We'll soon find out if the nine of us have just found our own special brand of crazy... or if we can pull a few others in with us!
ReplyDeleteErin
Yes, we really DO have our own brand of crazy, don't we? This has been a blast, and I can't wait to see what the next few months bring.
ReplyDeleteSounds interesting :) Looking forward to Sept 9th.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, this will be our claim to fame. I just know it.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd my comment go????
ReplyDeleteOh well. Didn't say much except "Go us!"
OMG this is gonna be so good!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a real hoot. I'm looking forward to the 9th.
ReplyDeleteFreakin' love the title. There's something for everyone. Sounds like good fun.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds hilarious!! I saw this from a posting on another Yahoo group. Just became a follower. I'll definitely be reading every week! :)
ReplyDeleteomg, this sounds like a hoot and maybe it'll get picked up by HBO. Canna wait.
ReplyDeleteZina
This is hilarious! Can't wait to start reading, so get writing! ;)
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOOOOOH TO BE A COWBOY HAT! HUBBA HUBBA DING DING!!
ReplyDeleteWhat fun! Come on September 9th!
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