Thursday Thirteen: RWA Drinking Games

The 2012 RWA National Conference ended a few days ago, and I’m frankly still recovering. Conference is always a blast, but everything’s more fun with a drinking game, right? So here are Thirteen RWA Drinking Games that would have kept me in a constant state of inebriation.

Have a drink every time ….

1. Someone mentions 50 Shades of Grey
2. You spot Vivian Arend in a cowboy hat 
3. You plan to go to the gym and don’t
4. You have a conversation with someone who’s Tweeting the whole time
5. Someone tells you the entire, step-by-step plot of the story they plan to pitch (you’ll definitely need that drink!)
6. You plan to get some writing done and don’t
7. You wonder when you’ll ever feel like you belong
8. You run out of outfits
9. Someone decides to self-publish
10. You spot Tiffany Reisz with a whip
11. You scour the Goody Room for yummy things to eat and wonder why Dove Chocolate doesn’t just sponsor the whole event
12. You get a free book you’ll never have time to read but accept anyway because you’re a book junkie
13. You wonder why you have to relive prom every year – only this time they call it the RITA’s.