9Things...your heroine should never say in bed

Welcome to our first Naughty List!

For a change of pace, instead of a Thursday Thirteen, once a month we're going to do our own Naughty List - which will be a list of nine things...and so here's today's list...

We know that a hero's kisses can addle a woman, but there's no excuse for letting these bombs drop in the bedroom (or the kitchen, or the bathroom, or wherever the hanky panky is happening). Feel free to save the images below and share them!

 

1. "Is it in yet?" (Kelly)
2. "You're the guy Jules warned me about, aren't you?" (PG)
3. "That's it?" (Erin)
4. "Wait--I think I left the stove on!" (Meg)
5. "What's that smell?" (Kinsey)
6. "Hey, aren't you that guy from the coffee shop?" (Juniper)
7. "Let's pass on the chocolate sauce idea. Too many calories." (Kate)
8. "I'm gonna need a drink for this." (Sydney)
9. "Can we make this quick? 'Toddlers and Tiaras' is on in five." (Skylar)

What cringe-worthy line would you NEVER want a heroine to say in bed?