Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Happy Mother's Day Holy Crap School's Almost Out

I had a great RT but I slept through much of it because I got my bronchitis crap while I was there. I came home sick and grumpy and tired and whiny. Then I got to feeling better and wham! it's Mother's Day (which should be a day to relax and do nothing but in my family, it's not really) and then wham! end of school parties and tests and turning in all the crap she should've turned in already and then wham! summer associates start work at my firm and then wham! I realize I have every summer week mapped out for Diva except for the week of June 3.

Would anyone like a very intelligent and able bodied 11 year old girl for three or four days? She can do chores and she's an excellent baby sitter.

(Note: Last night she got three academic awards, one of which was for scoring the highest out of all fifth graders (in her school) in the national science competition. She's currently got a low D in science because she still hasn't turned in several assignments. She also got a math award. She's currently got a high C in math because she still hasn't turned in several assignments. She's an awesome test taker. Completing projects, not so great. Can't imagine where she got that.)

Anyway - at least I never have to cook for Mother's Day - Vickie always handles that. I just get to help with dishes and hang out with kids, which is not a bad way to spend a beautiful day. And because I have nothing else of interest to blog about, here are some pictures of our Mother's Day. Hope yours (if you celebrate it) was great, too.

Vickie the Blunt, Monsters Nos. 4 and 6, and glitter tattoos. Lots of glitter.
Lots and lots of glitter. Still rubbing it off Diva.
Nos. 4 and 6 with tattoos.
No. 6 is going through that "I won't smile for your picture
because I'm missing my front teeth" thing.
 

Probably because when she does smile,
we call her the Vampire Hamster. (Earlier pic, different event.)

The World's Greatest Aunt, after several hours
supervising the waterslide. She's great at
stuff like that. (I prefer to drink wine and take pictures.) 

Monster No. 7's tattoos. Please note that no one
ever taught her to pose that way.



No. 4 with her tattoos. She'd never pose like 7 did. Then
again, 7 likes to sit next to boys, while 4 likes to beat them up.



The World's Greatest Aunt got one big pic of all the kids. My nephews (nos. 2 and 3) weren't able to attend.  No. 7 missed them terribly.

A good chunk of the Nine, plus some visitors.

 
Somehow I didn't get pictures of No. 8 (who is no. 7's twin) or no. 1, the Diva. And I didn't even try to take pictures of the boys because No. 9 wouldn't be still long enough and No. 5 was running around holding balloons over his crotch and making lewd gestures all day. And he's not in middle school yet.

It was a fun Sunday. I didn't get any words written, but I got more anecdotes for the story I'm writing. There's gonna be a lot of kids in it, an I won't have to make up any of the funny stuff.










Monday, May 13, 2013

Leading a double life



Sometimes I get weary of the double life I lead. There is the real me, who goes to work every day to earn the money that supports my family. I have a job with 12 people reporting to me and those people are counting on me to be there and help them. I have friends at work with whom I go for coffee and lunch — but I’m living a lie. Because all those people at work have no idea that I live a double life.

They have no idea that when I go home I spend evenings and weekends at the computer, writing stories, conducting all the “business” of writing, chatting to on-line friends. I’m sure they think I must be the most boring person in the world when they ask how my weekend was and I say, “It was okay”, because I can’t tell them I finished another manuscript or I heard back from my editor, or I had the most hilarious conversation with my blog partners.

I decided it was best to keep the two lives separate, for a variety of reasons. I enjoy my job (especially the seven weeks of paid vacation and every other Friday off, LOL!) and I try to do a good job. But sometimes it’s hard not to drift off into daydreams of story ideas while sitting in endless meetings. Sometimes it’s hard to resist peeking at my BlackBerry during the work day. Sometimes it’s hard not to be able to share my good news (I sold another book! I got a great review! I got an amazing royalty cheque this month!) with coworkers.

So far I have managed to keep the two lives mostly separate, but a while back someone told me that there are people at work who know about my writing. I don’t know how they knew, but the person who told me admitted that he’d Googled me to find out more. I told him I figured nobody would know my pen name so even if people found out, they wouldn’t be able to easily find out much more than that, but apparently I was wrong. At that point I decided I should tell my boss, just so it wasn’t a surprise to her if it got to be common knowledge

But weirdly, nothing more was ever said. Nobody has ever said another word to me and I have no idea if the whole company knows and just doesn’t want to say anything, or only a few people know and kept it to themselves.

Coming back from the RT Booklovers Convention reminded me again how hard this is. The convention was great – it’s awesome to see my NNN blog mates and friends, to renew friendships with other authors, to meet new people, both authors and readers, agents and editors. I felt like a rock star after the book signing! Then I had to come home and go to work and deal with the mundane business stuff I deal with all the time and not tell anyone how amazing the convention was.

Maybe some day someone will say something. Or some day maybe I’ll have to “come out of the closet” if I want to promote a book. I both want that to happen and am terrified of it. It would make life simpler in some ways, but perhaps more complicated in others. It would allow me to share all the ups and downs of my writing but would attract attention that I’m not always comfortable with.

So for now I will continue to lead the lives of two people, even though in my heart I’m really just one.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday Book Club - Erotic Romance Edition


Hello Friday!

The weekend is almost here and I don't know about you guys, but I'm planning on shooing the herd outside to play and taking advantage of a quiet house to catch up on a little reading time.

Last month we chatted about contemporary romance and I may have dropped a shameless plug about the Promise Harbor Wedding series. I'm totally not doing that this time :) We mentioned authors like Julie James, Carla Neggers and J. Lynn last month and some favorite storylines.



This month we're turning up the heat and setting the pages on fire with Erotic Romance! Pick your pleasure and tell us what storylines you love best about erotic romance. Are you a closet menage fan? Love it when the restraints come out? Do you reread the smokin' sex scenes?


So what erotic romance have you read lately? Who are your favorite ER authors and books? And we cannot forget the heroes. What do you love best about erotic romance heroes? Themes you love? Hate? Did you read Fifty Shades of Gray? What did you think?



Leave a comment and be entered to win a winner's choice backlist ebook from one of the Naughty Nine. Contest closes Sunday, May 12th.

May Reading Challenge - Reader's Choice

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Beautiful Bylines!

Last week, seven of the nine Naughties went to the RT Convention in Kansas City. I, unfortunately, wasn't able to be there.

But my RT Magazine article was.

I was pretty excited when I heard that my reunion romances article was going to be included in the June issue of RT Book Reviews magazine. That's one of the issues given out to attendees of the convention.

And there's my article, on pages 26-27.

I love writing non-fiction when I get the chance. Over the years, I've written a travel column in the local paper, a relationship series in a regional family magazine, various articles on child rearing and marriage, some "Chicken Soup"-style essays, and of course all the academic writing I'm required to do for my day job.

But this was the first article I've published in a national magazine.

The fact that it was a romance magazine was a definite bonus. I got to write about something I love, with the amazing assistance of some of the smartest, most helpful readers and writers in the genre.

If you were at RT, you got a copy. If not, it's on newsstands now! 

And thanks to the people who so generously agreed to be interviewed for this article. Check them out below!

Authors


Readers/Bloggers

Mandi Schreiner from Smexy Books
Ginny McNeil

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Guest Blogger Cathryn Cade - Let's Keep the Conflict Fictional!

I love romance with conflict. Even if it's set in paradise, it's not a story without tears and heartbreak.

I love a vacation with absolutely NO conflict. Of course whether you've been married 3 days or 33 years, you're gonna have some.

Flash to Maui airport, Thursday, April 26th, 11:00pm Hawaii time. 2 weeks of snorkeling, sight-seeing, shopping, walking on the beach and drinking mai tais with my handsome husband has come to an end. We're waiting for the night flight to Seattle, and then another flight on to Montana. So are lots of other tanned folks, most of us glassy-eyed from cramming as much fun as possible into our last day on Maui.

Well-dressed couple waiting near us in the airport.


Husband: All I asked you to do was watch the damn bags.

Wife: Right. You're always so demeaning, like you're so much smarter than me. I'm sick of it.

Me, silently: Oo-kay, we're all tired and crabby, but please don't interrupt my vacation high.

I hope the two didn't ruin their vacation with that fight. I'll never know because I went for a stroll down the concourse to get away from them. Conflict, ugh.

Had that been a romance, I would have gripped my Kindle tighter and thought 'Alo-ha! Now we're getting to the good stuff. Trouble in paradise, yeah! Will he break her heart? Will she break his? Will they ever solve this problem and will they have hot makeup sex?'

Well, in a Cathryn Cade romance, yes to all the above. And much, much more!

Today debuts Burning Up the Rain, Bk 4 of my red hot contemporary paranormal series set in Hawaii. Conflict? Oh, yeah. Makes me kinda feel bad, the things I put my hero and heroine through.

But like I said, can't have a good romance without it.

Here's a glimpse, with an exclusive excerpt.

Her powers could save her island…or bring their love crashing down.

Hawaiian Heroes, Book 4

Despite her successful career, Lalei Kai-Ho’omalu has always considered herself mere decoration in a dynamic Hawaiian family, with none of their powerful gifts. Destined for life in the background as a useless, upper-crust wife.

Desperate to escape her mother’s latest matchmaking attempt, Lalei acts on her sizzling attraction to a guest at her cousin’s island wedding, making him a bold offer he can’t refuse.

A no-strings, no-holds-barred affair on Nawea Bay with the sexy Hawaiian beauty is just the break California Realtor Jack Nord needs from his fast-paced career—and an inner darkness he’d like to forget. Just for a while.

Their very public liaison is the shocking declaration of independence Lalei intended—with unintended consequences. Stirred to anger by developers set on carving her family’s unspoiled ancestral lands into a resort, Lalei discovers she has the supernatural power to stop them.

But when Jack learns his lover can bring down the rain and throw bolts of lightning, whose side will he take? The money-making machine? Or the woman born to protect her island home?

Product Warnings

A wahine whose real estate may be too hot to handle, and a Realtor who’s determined to seal the deal.

Excerpt:
After that, it was really only a matter of making sure all the pieces of her plan were in place.

One, ignore Suzy tapping on her door with whispered pleas to let her in.

Two, refuse to cry like a keiki because her mother had finally tipped the balance in their relationship to the point that Lalei was willing to take any action necessary to put a stop to Suzy’s manipulations.

Three, take a quick shower and slip into her most beguiling sleepwear.

Four, wait for her knight to return to his room.

And five, convince him to rescue her.

Before she could lose her nerve, Lalei rapped on the door of her quarry’s guest room. For a moment, she heard nothing, and she bit her lip uncertainly. She knew he was in there; she’d watched him from her own room as he sauntered across the lanai, then heard his footsteps in the hall and the sound of his door thudding closed.

Finally the door opened to reveal Jack. He wore a pair of turquoise gym shorts and a sleepy expression. His smooth skin gleamed in the lamplight; his blond hair was tousled and damp with perspiration.

Hawaiian music drifted in the open windows from the beach lanai. The light curtains blew in the night breeze, shadows patterning the sisal floor mats and the pineapple quilt on the bed.

Jack’s blue eyes narrowed, the sleepiness gone. “What do you want?”

Lalei stepped forward. He fell back a few steps like the gentleman he was, letting her shut the door behind her and enclose them in his room.

“I want to use you for a little mindless sex,” she said, giving him look for look. “Any objections?”

He arched one heavy brow. In the muted light, his eyes were shadowed, mysterious. Lalei held her breath. Would he refuse her? Humiliate her by turning her away?

But one side of his beautiful, sculpted mouth kicked up, his cheek creasing with a dimple. “Objections? Oh, hell no. I could use a good post-celebration fuck myself, Ms. Lah-lei.” He drawled out her name, exaggerating the Hawaiian pronunciation.

She nodded, pretending that her heart was not thundering in her chest, her hands sweating and her knees wobbling like guava jelly. “Good.”

“I didn’t know you liked me,” he said, the mocking note stronger. He lifted the small towel he held and swiped off his face and neck, giving her a glinting look over the blue fabric. So that wasn’t sweat—he’d been washing. His short, sun-streaked blond hair clung to his well-shaped head, except for one lock that curved up like a question mark over his forehead.

“I don’t.” She undid the belt of her short cocoa silk robe, keeping her expression cool with an effort. “This doesn’t mean we’re going steady or anything.”

He tossed the towel aside, missing the rattan chair he aimed at, and shook his head, his gaze on her fingers. “Nope, so don’t go getting any ideas about falling for me or any sappy shit like that.”

As if. Lalei nearly snorted but decided that wasn’t very enticing, so she merely arched a brow at him. Letting go of the belt, she started to pull the garment off.

His big hand shot out and stopped her. “Mind if I do that?”

Caught off guard, she shrugged. He looked down, his thick, gold-tipped lashes nearly brushing his cheeks as he pushed the cover-up aside. His warm fingertips brushed the skin of her midriff, and she shivered. He smelled really good, slightly sweaty male with a hint of cologne and fruity mai tai.

He gave an approving growl as the robe parted. “Oh, yeah, I like this. The perfect tease.”

Lalei’s heart thumped. She’d had a hard time deciding whether to wear this silk cami and tap pants or come naked under the robe. Well, at least he thought the tiny, shell-pink sleepwear was sexy—thought she was sexy. He liked her body, even if he seemed to be laughing at her half the time. That was fine with her. She didn’t want him for his sparkling conversation, either.

She knew she was pretty—she’d competed in the Miss Hawaii pageant in college, and since then she’d been asked to model for more than one Hawaiian jewelry and clothing maker. She knew how to dress to set off her slender figure, how to wear makeup to enhance her Polynesian looks and long, dark hair.

Jack slid his hands inside the cover-up, over the thin silk covering her ribs, then up the sides of her breasts and over the tops of her shoulders, pushing the garment back. It slipped down her arms and fell to the floor around her feet.

Slowly, he lifted one hand and ran the backs of his fingers down over her throat and into the valley between her breasts. As a Hawaiian love song lilted from the stereo and the gauzy curtains drifted inward, the warm evening breeze caressing her bare skin, Jack traced a line over the bared tops of her breasts, just above the edge of the cami.

Lalei’s next breath hitched. She hadn’t expected to enjoy his touch quite so much. She was here for her own reasons, which didn’t really include pleasure.

“May I take this off you?” he asked, his voice rough.

She nodded, surprised he’d asked. She hadn’t expected this big ex-football player to be such a gentleman. Even her one-time fiancé, who was supposed to be Honolulu upper crust, had yanked her clothing impatiently out of the way to get to his goal.

She touched the tiny button between her breasts. “It fastens here.”

As Jack worked the button free of the loop, she peeped down and saw a long, thick shape tenting the front of his shorts. A queer, melting sensation spread down through the muscles in her legs, as if they might dump her at his feet. Desire… She hadn’t felt it in a long time. Why now, when it was so inconvenient? Not that she wanted him to be repulsive, of course. This wasn’t penance, for Pele’s sake.

He drew the cami open. Then he paused, and his hands fell away, leaving the cami dangling from its narrow straps. Her middle tightened with uncertainty. She glanced down, checking to see if the delicate skin on her breasts was marked from the tight band of her strapless dress, then looked back up at him.

He was eyeing her with speculation. “Why don’t you tell me why you’re really here, sweetheart?”

Lalei frowned at him. Damn, she should have brought him another drink so he’d be too drunk to ask awkward questions. Of course, then he might not have been any use to her. She shimmied her shoulders, letting the straps of her top slip down her arms. It fell to the floor behind her.

Stepping forward, she reached down to cup her hand over his erection and brushed the tips of her breasts against the hot, damp, furred plain of his chest. Oh God, he was so big and so alive, surging male power in her grasp.

“I told you—just sex. Now, do you want to get to it, or do you want to chat?”

His big hands settled on her bare waist, his thumbs caressing the flat plain of her midriff, and he flexed his lean hips, pushing his turgid length into her palm with a groan of pleasure. “No, but I’m warning you, if this is about pressuring me into something, it won’t do you a damn bit of good.”

Lalei blinked. As the complete inaccuracy of his guess sank in, she laughed. “A’ole pilikia, moke. Not a problem. I don’t want your money or a ring, if that’s what you’re worried about.”

“All right, then,” he said roughly, his eyes darkening. “I’m all yours, wahine.”

His hands slid down over the high curve of her hips and inside her tap pants. As his big hands cupped the tender flesh of her ass, she melted against him. He squeezed her as if he loved the way she felt in his hands. Suddenly she was afraid that if everything he did felt this good, she was going to end up all his instead of vice versa.

But she reassured herself she was here for one reason only—okay, make that two, she amended with a gasp as his long fingers delved naughtily between her ass cheeks. Oh Pele, that felt so good. He reached deeper, tracing the seam of her labia.

She was going to enjoy this big, blond haole, use him to show her mother a thing or two, and then she was going to wave good-bye and walk away.'

Aloha! If you enjoyed this glimpse into Jack and Lalei's world, you must love conflict as much as I do, 'cause holy molten lava, are these two setting themselves up for trouble or what? Leaping into bed when they don't really know or respect each other—tsk, tsk! Naughty.

Mahalo for stopping by. Leave a comment and tell me about YOUR vacation conflict, or whatever. Be sure to leave an email addy so I can contact you if you WIN a copy of your choice of Hawaiian Heroes.

And visit my website for more excerpts, reviews and a glimpse at what's coming next. Or do I mean who? Hmmm.

Cathryn Cade

... red hot romance!

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By the time you read this, Cathryn Cade will be moved with her husband to their new home in the gorgeous lake country of North Idaho—she hopes! After years of working as a children's librarian, she is now a full-time romance writer. Look for a new erotic romance series coming soon from Samhain, and more. Cathryn loves to hear from readers, so stay in touch on Facebook, Goodreads, Twitter, email and her newsletter.

Monday, May 6, 2013

OMG! RT was so great!


So this is the first blog post after seven of the nine NNN returned from the Romantic Times Convention (RT)!

I’m actually writing this two weeks before RT, anticipating being too tired and brain dead from the week-long convention to actually consider sitting down and putting together a decent blog post.

But I don’t want to ignore the fact that we just attended RT.   We love this convention!  This is the 3rd time since the NNN was formed that we’ve gotten together there and it’s always a good time (cue the Carly Ray Jepson music).  So I felt pretty comfortable doing this post ahead of time and just filling in the blanks when I get back.  Or not.  I’m pretty sure this is exactly how it’s going to go.


Oh my gosh!  The Romantic Times Convention in Kansas City was so amazing this year!

PG Forte, Skylar Kade, Kelly Jamieson, Meg Benjamin, Kinsey Holley, Juniper Bell and I all got together for six days of talking, laughing, partying, meeting new people and having a ball!

We got to hang out with  [insert amazing author #1’s name here] and [amazing author #2’s name here] and [amazing author #3’s name here].

We passed out tons of promo about our books, including the Promise Harbor Wedding series!  [insert photo of promo table here].

We drank and laughed and drank some more.  [insert photo of Kinsey and Skylar grinning drunkenly for the camera] [insert photo of Meg holding up a wine glass]

We rolled our eyes every time someone told Kelly they liked her shoes [insert photo of Kelly and one of her pairs of shoes] [insert another photo of shoes]

We all participated in the book signings—both ebook and print book [insert photo of Juniper.  Be sure not to accidentally put Jennifer Bernard’s picture up.  They look so much alike it’s always confuses me…]

The funniest thing happened!  [insert funny story involving Big Time Author and the ridiculousness that ensued around her]

We sang karaoke with the Cover Models and the Smutketeers [insert photo (NOT AUDIO) of the Cover Model Karaoke Event. Make sure to include a picture of how *crowded* the room is!]  [insert photo of PG up on the table leading the group in Walking On Sunshine]

And then there was the [insert funny story]
And the [insert second funny story]
And of course the [third funny story]
And we’ll never forget the [insert photo]
And the [insert photo]

It was a fabulous time and we’re already planning for next year in New Orleans (you all know how much we love New Orleans! :))  Hope you can be there with us! 

It’s always A Good Time!



[insert photo of all of us with Kim]