
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Guest Blogger Amber Skyze - Real Life?

Monday, August 9, 2010
Party on the Ninth ~ Welcome Juniper!
...our waiter, our wine maker...
...and our neverending tequila bar.
But, that's next month. Today, in honor of Juniper's arrival, we'll be giving away one copy of each of her books and some truly luscious chocolate. For details on how to win...well, we'll let her tell you about that. Just keep reading.
From Meg Benjamin is a Duross and Langel Kama Sutra gift box containing chocolate soap heart, massage oil, massage gel, bath salts, and mood candle. "Because after a hard day of writing, who doesn't want to, well, relax."
Next, Kate Davies says: "With our email conversations, something else time-wise has got to go. Here's a little help around the house so you can stay on top of things!" http://www.merrymaids.com/
Sydney Somers also thought you could use some assistance, or as she puts it, "Someone to do the cleaning and someone to tackle the manual labor so Juniper can concentrate on...writing. Yeah, writing."

According to Erin, "With this group you'll need plenty of energy to keep up! :)" We don't think she means keep up with handymen, but just in case, she offers this: http://www.5hourene rgy.com/

PG Forte thought you might find some Yuengling Porter helpful when dealing with a certain editor (no, we have no idea who she means) or, if all else fails, a pair of killer heels!



Of course, there are a few more items that might come in handy, like a portable voting booth for all those polls Erin loves so much...
...a "real French language" dictionary to facilitate communication with Kelly and Sydney (our resident Canucks) or to impress Skylar...
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And, just in case you lose your head and start believing Alaska is like...I dunno, the biggest state or something equally silly here's a bumper sticker to help keep you on Kinsey's good side...
Friday, August 6, 2010
Release day for Power Struggle!

Thursday, August 5, 2010
Thursday 13: 13 Likely To Be Rejected Crayon Colors

Some things you probably don’t know (or maybe don’t want to know) about Crayola Crayons but that I found interesting… kind-of.
(This is from Wikipedia so…well, you know not to reference it in your term paper right?)

Crayola Crayons were first introduced in 1903. There are currently 133 different colors. Colors have been renamed over the years. For instance, Flesh was renamed Peach in 1962, partly because of the U.S. Civil Rights Movement. Indian Red was renamed Chestnut in 1999 due to concern that some children thought the crayon was named for the skin color of Native Americans. According to the company, however, the name originally referred to a reddish-brown pigment from India that is used in artists’ oil paint. There have also been times when crayons have been temporarily renamed for various promotions. (read more here)

Here are some (other) crayon colors that are likely to be rejected when the CEO at Crayola gets my letter. But then he’s very close-minded.
For your consideration:
1. This Is The Best Freakin’ Lemon Cake Ever Yellow
2. My Mother Would Kill Me If I Painted My Nails This Color Orange
3. Is That A Hickey? Purple
4. I Wish I Hadn’t Sent My Jewelry To Cash-for-Gold Gold
5. I Haven’t Been Out In The Sun In Months White
6. Awesome Aereola Pink
7. There’s No Way I’d Make Out With A Guy Who Drove A Car Like That Green

8. Kick Ass Boot Black
9. The Legal Drug Starbucks Is Selling Brown
10. Carpet Burn Red
11. Matthew McConaughey Blue Eyes Blue
12. Matthew McConaughey Bare Chest Tan
13. The Slut That Slept With My Ex Would Wear This Magenta
Any other suggestions? I’m not sending the letter until Monday so let me know…
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
I’m Never Breaking Up With You…
So, I’m going to share some other funny things about us and our 16 year journey (feel free to stop reading here *G*)
We were friends for six years before anything romantic happened. We hung out, invited each other to parties, had tons of friends in common. In fact, we dated each other’s best friends at one point and it was his girlfriend/ my friend who said “you two would be the perfect couple”. Yeah, it was weird at the time, but I never forgot it. So finally one night we were both single and we’d gone to see another friend in a play. When he dropped me off at home I finally sucked it up and said, “Have you ever thought about us being more than friends?” He turned to me and said simply, “All the time.” Seven months later we were engaged and a year later we were married.
One day when we were in the mall shopping we went past a ring store. He asked if I’d ever thought about what I liked or wanted. I knew as a physical therapist I’d be working with my hands a lot and most therapists a knew had opted to get a plain gold band to wear at work so as not to scratch anyone with their diamonds. I knew I wanted to wear the actual wedding ring every day so I said “well, I definitely want a small diamond.” He looked at me with wide eyes and repeated “You want a small diamond?” I nodded and he replied, “I’m never breaking up with you. Just so you know.” After that I realized that it was a dream come true for a poor recent college graduate to find a woman who didn’t want a ten-pound rock on her finger!
For our honeymoon we decided to drive to the mountains. The first night we spent in a hotel near the wedding and reception, but the second night we took off on our road trip. We knew our final destination but didn’t know when or if we would stop along the way. We did eventually get tired, but couldn’t find a hotel room for miles! We’d stop, they’d be full, and we’d drive until the next one. Then they’d be full. (If I’d been on a donkey and 9 months pregnant I would have thought something supernatural was going on!) Eventually we were so tired we just couldn’t keep driving.
So we spent our second night of marriage, the first of our official honeymoon, sleeping in the car at a truck stop.
We actually found it funny even at the time and have pictures of the truck stop and car with “Love Shack” as the caption.
Anyway, here we are 16 years later, with 2 fantastic kids, lots of great memories, and still plenty of laughter… so I think we’re doing pretty good!
Anybody else have funny or sweet (or both) moments? Come on, I know you do! (this is, of course, for those who kept reading through all my mushy possibly-relevant-only-to-me stuff above *g*)
Erin
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Guest Blogger Barengaria Brown - Why write ménage?

Readers often ask me why I write ménages, specifically male/male/female ménages.
I’ll answer that question in a minute. But actually I also write lesbian erotica and male/male stories and even one man/one woman stories. It’s just that the way the release dates have worked out so far, five of my seven published books are MMF ménages, and a sixth has an MMF ménage scene in it, although it is one man one woman HEA story. The seventh (for those of you counting) is my only straight male/female book sold so far.
Now, why MMF?
Just think about it for a moment, ladies. If one pair of hands teasing up your ribcage feels good, how much better would two pairs of hands feel?
If one set of lips, kissing and sucking the tender skin inside your elbow feels good, how would another mouth feel on the other elbow?
If you enjoy running your hands down a muscular back and over a taut ass, how much better would it be with two taut asses to touch?
Romantic fiction is a step outside of everyday life into what if. A woman’s most important sex organ is her brain. She can think, plan, imagine. Imagine what if not one, but two delicious hunks wanted you? Imagine how intense the passion could be in bed with two men. Four strong arms, two hard chests, two even harder cocks.
Well, I’m sure you can see where my mind is going here!
My newest release is “Double Satisfaction” from Ellora’s Cave.
Here’s the blurb.
Imogen, Gage and Liam relax at a luxury resort for a week’s vacation and some extra-hot ménage sex. The gardens are beautiful, the meals are delicious and the facilities are excellent—swimming pools, beach, tennis and golf. The men are delicious too, and Imogen is having a wonderful time—until bossy Gage makes a few autocratic decisions that remind Imogen of her manipulative father. Imogen has to decide whether the best orgasms of her life are worth risking potential heartbreak.
Buy link:
http://www.jasminejade.com/ps-8477-50-double-satisfaction.aspx
For those of you wanting to know release dates for male/male and female/female books, check my website, they’re all there. As is all the information about my backlist.
http://berengariabrown.webs.com/
My blog has a free read (scroll back a bit) and a couple of book trailers, and is updated regularly.
http://berengariasblog.blogspot.com/
Berengaria Brown
Monday, August 2, 2010
A Taste of New Brunswick

Now on to a few cool facts about New Brunswick:
Saint John, New Brunswick (where I was born) is Canada's oldest incorporated city.
New Brunswick's Bay of Fundy has the highest tides in the world. In some areas a boat can by tied to wharf and a few hours later sitting on the ocean floor.


Hartland, New Brunswick has the longest covered bridge in the world, measuring 1282 feet long.

Saint John, New Brunswick boasts the world famous reversing falls. Now before you get too excited, it's not a waterfall that runs in reverse. :) And you would not believe how many tourists come into the city expecting something just like that. What happens is that the the Saint John river empties into the Bay of Fundy, but when the tides are high, it forces the river to turn and run upstream, which happens twice a day.


This is the same river (though I don't live near the Bay) that has twice flooded enough to turn my backyard into a lake.
Now your turn. Share a cool fact about your little corner of the world. :)