Our first IHer up for question time is......
Jambrea Jo Jones. You can read her official bio HERE but let me tell you what I know about Jambi. She's queen of Jambiland and resistance is futile. Well at least that's what the t-shirt she gave me says. :) She writes across genre and fast. It seems every other day I'm saying congrats for her latest release. You can check out all her books on her WEBSITE.
Now it's question time! I gave each IH member a list of 'things' and they had to tell me if they were naughty or nice, with the stipulation that they tell me WHY they thought each item was naughty. Let's see what Jambrea had to say:-
Bath Mat - I think the bath mat could see the naughty. Think of how many showers characters like to take. I mean--I know I've written my fair share of shower scenes and a bath mat is a good thing to have. Safety and all. Don't want them to slip and fall. It might help the knees a bit when kneeling down for that fantastic wet blow job. So I'll go with naughty on this one.
Park bench - Naughty. The fact that it could be in a secluded place, it's night. No one is around and the thrill of maybe getting caught. It starts off slow and you don't want to get completely naked and don't know how far you should take it. A skirt lift here and a zipper pulled down there...ahhh...bliss...
Sun lounge - Warm naked bodies sunning around the pool at a clothes optional private resort. No one else is around, but you and that hot guy you've been eyeing all week. You haven't seen him with anybody until now. His man walks up and give him a kiss. They're both naked and hard. You are turned on and would love to join, but watching is just is nice. So I'm going with it being naughty. But fun! hehee
Whipped cream - Hands down naughty. I'm not a big fan of whipped cream unless it is used during sex so yeah...naughty.
Pearls - OMG--um...naughty. Oh...wow. I have no idea why this thought popped into my head but I see a woman worrying the pearls around her neck. She's waiting for her boyfriend and he's late. He rushes up and apologies giving her a wicked grin. She smiles back, forgiving him instantly. He holds out a hand for her to take and she'd follow him anywhere. He has her get naked on the bed leaving only the necklace on. He wants to try something a little different if she's game. Of course she agrees. He asks if she has any lube from the last time. She flushes red and gets it for him before laying on her stomach and then he asks for the pearls....and then....*sigh* Shoot...I might have to use this. heehee
Duct tape - See...at first this product seems harmless, but what's a guy to do when he doesn't have any rope and the idea of bondage has him so turned on he is about to rip out of his pants. The only thing he has is duct tape. And do you know that they make that stuff so it isn't sticky....um...yeah...I think I heard that somewhere...heehee So I'm going with Naughty.
Washing machine - Naughty. Yep...the handy man you've hired is so hot your panties are wet and you are so turned on. You're vibrators are upstairs and you can't wait. You've heard stories about how nice it might feel as the washer rumbles along, cleaning your clothes. Maybe if you're lucky the man will come and spot you with your pants around your ankles and take over. *sigh*
Leather belt - Ten lashes and count them. Just say please sir may I have another...I vote naughty
Pen - You know...this could TOTALLY be naughty. Sitting in a meeting and you see someone you're attracted too. You lick you lips and their attention is on you. This is your moment. You slip the pen into your mouth running your tongue along it...hoping no one else sees, but you need to take this chance...yeah...naughty.
Candles - Deliciously naughty. A man strapped to a bed, tied ankles and wrist. A woman hovering over him with a red candle burning. Hot wax dotting the man's chest as he moans....ahhh...naughty.
Sunscreen - I would say naughty, but my idea here might hurt so I'll go with nice. As in wow it would be nice to have a hot body rubbing sunscreen over me---okay, I changed my mind--naughty. lol
Wooden spoon - I'm not sure on this one...if it was Lila...I know she'd say naughty...heck...I think she's used it as a naughty tool...hmmm...yeah...naughty because I'm sure it would leave a nice little mark on a bubble butt ready for a smack.
Dining chair - Ohhh...naughty if used when two lovers are so hot for each other that they can't finish dinner without being naked. I can see it now, two men in suits sitting down for a nice dinner. They've had a long day at the office. One guy--we'll call him Paul--looks over at the other guy--we'll call him Matt--Matt is licking something off his spoon. Paul's cock gets hard and he licks his lips. Matt catches Paul and stands up, going over to Paul taking clothes off as he goes. He straddles Paul in the chair and--well you get the idea--naughty. heehee
Um...what does that say about me that I find these all so naughty....heehee Thanks to the Nine Naughty Novelists for having us over!
Wow! Well what do you think? Is Jambrea naughty or nice?