Monday, July 18, 2011

Music To Shop By

I recently spent a pleasant 45 minutes shopping at Kohl’s. Like a lot of stores, they have music playing all the time you’re there, usually pop and, I assume, current (I never recognize it). It’s always there in the background, sort of like white noise. And sometimes I can go through a whole shopping experience without ever once stopping to listen to it.

The thing is, I hate music like that as a general rule. I want voices I can recognize. Take Emmylou Harris, for example. Her voice is so distinctive that every time I hear it, even if she’s singing backup for somebody like Willie Nelson (and she frequently is), I know instantly that’s Emmylou. Nobody else sounds like that. Same thing with Rosanne Cash. Ditto James McMurtry and Steve Earle and Joe Ely. Nobody else sounds like them.

Now before you assume that I’m getting ready to launch into a diatribe against Today’s Pop Music, let me say that this isn’t a particularly new phenomenon. Walk around a mall at Christmas. Just try to identify that male singer who’s crooning “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.” Steve Lawrence? Tony Bennett? Jack Jones? At least if it’s Brave Combo, you’ll recognize it.

I guess that’s the point about music that’s played in malls and grocery stores—it’s supposed to be anonymous. You’re not supposed to actually listen to it. No, you’re supposed to let it lull you into pleasant relaxation so that maybe you’ll buy a little more than you thought you would.


But I really think retailers are missing a bet here. Places that cater to teens and subteens, like Hot Topic, always have current pop blaring from the speakers to put their customers in a reckless, what-the-hell frame of mind. Why not come up with musical selections that make you want to listen, and maybe to buy? Hearing
McMurtry sing the praises of a red dress might make you more prone to buy an outfit that’s outrageous. Guy Clark’s song about Texas cooking always makes me hungry—play it in the grocery store and see what happens.

Maybe they could go even further than that. I wonder what would happen if stores decided to make you feel happy instead of rushed and broke. Something that would make you want to dance while check out the charcoal lighter. Think of it. Shoe shopping to Smokey Robinson. Doing a second line to Dr. John at the Mall. Or bopping up the aisles to Sing It when you’re looking for CD’s. Something to make you boogie around the store, singing along while you look for frozen peas.

Or maybe not. Given some of the people I’ve seen in stores lately, it might be best that we just keep it bland. But then, who am I to say? Maybe that eighty-year-old who’s taking her time reading the soup labels would really love to hear some Elvis.

So what do you think? Whose voice would you like to hear while you’re picking out lingerie or tomato sauce or varnish? Or would you prefer (sigh) silence?


4 comments:

daydrmzzz said...

I'm not a person who likes the quiet so if I don't have some kind of music going either in my house or in an iPod in my ear shopping I have my kindle in my ears talking to me reading me a book while I shop :) yeah that has gotten kinda crazy before when the connection came loose in the store in the middle of a sex scenc lol. But I agree Meg I worked at a Casino for years and we would change our music to suite our clientele. Mornings were always mellow jazz, classical music - afternoon it picked up more upbeat contemporary and by the evening it was current pop rock music. People are more likely to stick around if they are enjoying themselves. I've been known to drive around the block once so I can finish a song I like on the radio.

PG Forte said...

yeah, you don't want to know where my mind went when I read about "doing a line" to Dr. John.

I love background music of all kinds, but I think it's hard for any type of music to be all things to all people.

The gym where I work out underwent a change of management recently, now all the music is early 80s. As it happens, I like early 80s, but if there's a connection to 80s music and working out (Olivia Newton John and that strange John Travolta/Jamie Lee Curtis film set in a gym aside) I don't know what it is.

Meg Benjamin said...

Actually, I do associate the eighties with working out, just because that's when all the Jane Fonda videos started coming out. Ah yes, remember leg warmers?

Kelly Jamieson said...

Ahahaha and once again PG cracks me up.

All a matter of taste I guess because there are a lot of current artists I really like listening to!