Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday Recipes: Dinner and Dessert


From Nine Naughty Novelist Kate Davies


Like me, my characters love to eat. Savory main dishes, decadent chocolate, refreshing drinks... you name it, they've probably shown up in my books. And Tony DiMarco, hero of my novella Strip Tease, has a family that bonds over mealtime. So when he brings Caroline to dinner at his parents' house, it's an experience she'll never forget.
 
I like to think that Mama DiMarco made a dish like this one for that dinner. It was introduced to my family by friends when I was just a kid, and even today the thought of it makes me smile. Looking back, it's not as complicated to make as I used to think, but it's rich and mouth-watering enough to earn a spot on the "special enough for company" list.
 
SPAGHETTI ALA  CARBONARA

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What you need:
 
2 Tbs butter or margarine
1/2 pound chopped Italian bacon or ham
1 onion, chopped
1 glass white wine
4 eggs
3/4 cup Parmesan cheese
1 Tbs chopped parsley
1 pound spaghetti

What to do:
 
Melt butter in saucepan. Add chopped ham, stirring often. When meat is half done, add onions. Pan fry until almost transparent. Add wine and simmer. 
 
Cook spaghetti in a very large pot.
 
Beat eggs, add parsley, Parmesan and a dash of pepper.
 
Drain spaghetti and add egg mixture. Toss like hell, add ham and onion. Serve hot!
 
Strip Tease 
 
It seemed easy enough.  Hit the local all-male strip club, pick a likely target, and hire him for her best friend's bachelorette party.  But the stripper who catches Caroline's eye has a different agenda.  He's an undercover cop, and Caroline ends up under arrest – for solicitation!
 
Tony DiMarco realizes too late that he's made a mistake.  Caroline's reputation and business are suffering, and he feels responsible.  He feels something else, too – the pull of red-hot desire.  He wants Caroline, but she's afraid that he's just trying to make up for his mistake.  Can this determined vice cop teach her to trust again?

He's vice.  She's nice.  This potent mix has to be handled with care...



From Guest Author Renee Wildes


CHEESY POTATOES

(The easy version - since NO ONE wants to sit there w/a pile of potatoes, a hunk of cheese & a cheese grater...)

What you need:

1 lb frozen shredded hashbrowns (thawed)
1/2 tsp onion salt
1/2 can cream of chicken soup
1 cup (REAL) sour cream
1/4 cup REAL butter (regular/salted, not "sweet")
4 oz. shredded sharp cheddar cheese
salt & pepper to taste

What to do:

Preheat over to 375. Melt the butter in saucepan. Place hash browns in lightly greased 9 x 13 pan. Top w/onion salt & shredded cheese. Mix butter, chicken soup & soup cream together, pour/spread over potato/cheese. Salt & pepper as you will. Cover & bake for 45 minutes. UNCOVER & continue to bake an additional 15 minutes or until golden brown...
(P.S. For family gathering might have to double or triple recipe/pans - I can't tell you how many it serves b/c portions are meaningless at potlucks!)

CRANBERRY MUFFINS W/BUTTER SAUCE

What you need:

2 cups pre-sifted flour (although if you HAVE a sifter...kids LOVE sifting flour...)
2 cups whole cranberries (Tomah, WI home of Ocean Spray...)
1 cup (white) sugar
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1/2 cup water
3 Tbls. REAL butter (regular/salted, not "sweet")
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda

What to do:

Preheat oven to 350. Grease muffin pans well. Mix flour, soda & salt in mixing bowl. In a SEPARATE mixing bowl comine everything else. Then add "wet" mixture to the "dry" & stir until moist/sticky. Pour into muffin cups, fill 2/3-3/4. Bake for 30 minutes. (Says makes 16 muffins but depends on how you fill...)

WHILE THEY'RE BAKING...

BUTTER SAUCE

Combine:
1 cup (white) sugar
1/2 cup REAL butter (either works, but for this one "sweet" (unsalted) butter tastes a smidge better...)
1/2 cup evaporated milk
1 tsp. REAL vanilla extract
in a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Cover, reduce heat & let simmer for a few minutes. Serve warm over cut muffins.

Renee Wildes is an award-winning Wausau WI writer. She grew up reading fantasy authors Terry Brooks and Mercedes Lackey and is a huge Joseph Campbell fan, so the minute she discovered romance novels it became inevitable that she would combine it all and write fantasy romance. Renee is a history buff, from medieval times back to ancient Greece, esp. Sparta. As a Navy brat and a cop's kid, she gravitated to protector/guardian heroes and heroines. She's had horses her whole life, so became the only vet tech in a family of nurses. It all comes together in her Guardians of Light series for Samhain Publishing - fantasy, action, romance, heroics and lots of critters!

Find Renee online:

 

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Thursday 13: Potent Quotables

While every word in all of our serial stories is genius and hilarious, we do play favorites occasionally. Here are our 13 favorite quotes from "The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy's Secret Werewolf Babies" and "If You Give a Duke a Duchy"!
  1. "Buffi stared in horror at the unconscious man lying prone on her hardwood floor. One minute he was kissing her with all the passion and desire she'd dreamed about for years; the next, he was toppling over like one of those big trees on that Discovery Channel reality show." (ZVCSWB)
  2. "My dear, I have a favor to ask," he said in a low voice. She leaned forward, eyes wide.
    "Anything, your Grace."
    "I'm afraid I'm in a bit of a pickle, you see." He glanced around. "I want to propose..."
    "Yes!" She threw her arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. "I accept!"
    Westley blinked, his mouth dropping open. Apparently, his attempt to enlist her assistance in locating his ferret had resulted in gaining a spare fiancée. He had a feeling Wickham would not be amused. (IYGADAD)
  3. “Whatever,” Buffi replied disinterestedly, already tearing off her clothes in preparation for shifting to wolf form. She had to get to her boys and stop them before they caught something that would make them sick.
    Rock’s eyes grew big, round, startled looking. “What are you doing?” he asked eagerly. “Not that I mind, but I thought you said we couldn’t?"
    “Oh, Rock,” Buffi sighed helplessly. “How can you even think of sex at a time like this? I have to take care of my babies. I can’t let them eat that donkey—who knows where it’s been?” (ZVCSWB)
  4. Chastity Feelsgood had been told -- more than once -- that she wasn't the brighest bulb in the box. But that didn't mean she wasn't bright at all. At least, she was pretty sure that's not what it meant. (ZVCSWB)
  5. "But Captain, we don't take prisoners," Mori objected.
    "Well, we do now!" snapped the comely captain.
    "But where will we keep him? We don' t even have shackles"
    "We'll get shackles when we stop in Port Royale. Until then, he'll stay in my cabin."
    "Your cab-- but captain -- that's ... that's just ... weird." (IYGADAD)
  6. Score one for Billy Bob, he thought proudly. He was of half a mind to call Big Daddy and share his first victory, but he really needed a warm hot chocolate first--with extra marshmallows. Hopefully the diner in town carried Swiss Miss. (ZVCSWB)
  7. Quinn tapped a throwing star against her teeth. That hurt, so she did it again. (IYGADAD)
  8. Awk! Still naked,” Pemberley squawked behind him. “Still naked.” (IYGADAD)
  9. He threaded his fingers through her pelt of golden hair and held her head as she used her mouth to take him to paradise, used her lips, her tongue, even, dammit, her teeth, those sharp, predatory, meat-eating teeth that made him just a little nervous when she was having lunch
    downtown. He groaned. (ZVCSWB)
  10.   Had he known that morning the true details of his betrothed, Westley may have run the other way. Lady Chastity Feelsgood would not stop touching him with her unctuous hands, not stop sniffing him and saying, “My Duke, you smell so rich.” She even once paused, soup spoon halfway to her mouth, to inquire whether she'd just seen his skin sparkle. (IYGADAD)
  11. Warning: The book you are about to read is a parody. Any resemblance to
    serious literature is accidental, unintended and should have been excised
    by the authors prior to this point. Readers who attempt to find a deeper
    meaning within these pages put themselves at risk of developing Brain
    Cloud, Brain Fever or, at the very least, serious confusion and
    existential despair. Read responsibly. Prepare to laugh.
    Seriously. (ZVCSWB)
  12. Then he would work on being a proper Duke. He'd start by no longer pillaging and plundering. And maybe he'd have a dinner party. (IYGADAD)
  13. Fellow supermodel Anoushka Verushkaya had taken up the cause of lesbian lizards (seriously— Cnemidophorus uniparens reproduced despite the fact that they were all female, which also made Xhazmyne's brain hurt—how could that be?) and look where that had gotten her—on the covers of Vogue, Vanity Fair and Reptiles Magazine. (From the upcoming NEW serial story by the Nine Naughty Novelists--stay tuned for details!)
     

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Tell Us A Secret!

Many of you know I have a day job, which I love (almost as much as the writing job!). And next week is the gearing-up-for-the-new-year retreat at my district. In preparation for this event, we were sent a form to fill out with questions about our own school experiences, our personal likes and dislikes, and little-known stuff about ourselves. Some of it was easy - who was your favorite teacher, what schools did you attend, tell us about your family. Some of it, however, was more challenging.

See, I haven't shared my "side job" with my co-workers. Oh, some of them know I write, or have written, and I've shared some of the non-romance publishing credits with a few friends on staff. But the pen name? The books published? Confidential information, baby.

Which made the question "tell us something about yourself that we don't already know" a bit tempting to answer.

In the end, I decided to go with something other than the writing. But it was a little bit of a bummer not to be able to share something of which I'm very proud. So in that spirit, I thought I'd share a couple of secrets with all of you.

1. I write fanfic, in a couple of different fandoms, under (yet another) pseudonym. Currently, everything I write in fandom is m/m, and I've reached a point where I'm ready to start branching out into original m/m romance. In fact, when the current novella trilogy is done, my next manuscript will be a m/m romance.

2. In addition to fanfic, I've tried my hand at a couple of fanvids. One of which, beyond any realm of understanding, has managed to accrue 1.6 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. And it's not even that good. It was the first video I ever attempted, and the cuts are really rough. But whatever, it still makes me giggle to see those numbers.

3. And the one I shared with my co-workers: I once sang Karaoke in a Filipino restaurant in the middle of Munich. Under duress. And since there were almost no songs in English available, I ended up warbling The Theme From Mahogany - or at least I attempted it. All I really knew was the chorus, and that was sketchy.

Do you have a secret to share? Go ahead and spill it in the comments. We won't tell!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Guest Blogger Cornelia Amiri - Vampire Highland Fling

I am intrigued by Scottish folk tales of Celtic vampiric fey roaming the Highlands, the baobhan sith (baa'-van shee), also called the dancing vampires.

The gorgeous temptresses appear before their human victims, usually young men coming from the local pub late at night. Clad in scanty green silk dresses displaying their shapely, sensuous bodies they entice these stumbling men to dance with them. Burning with desire for the hot embrace of a seductress’s slender arms and the softness of a dancer’s supple thigh, the men enjoy dancing with the baobhan sith, at first. Once the men grow exhausted from the nonstop dancing, the baobhan sith strike. Without warning, their long nails transform into talons of death, to rip the flesh of their victims and drink of the crimson stream. They don’t have fangs, their nails extend like claws and they use them as a deadly weapon.

Some of the other ways Celtic fey vampires differ from their more traditional, fang growing counterparts is they don’t turn mortals and no one stakes them through the heart. With the baobhan sith it’s all about the cairn. When a stone in a cairn is overturned, the baobhan sith are able to pass through to our realm. To get rid of them just stack the stones back on the cairn and they cannot leave their fey realm underhill.

Of course I thought what great characters the baobhan sith would make for an erotica paranormal romance series for Ellora’s Cave. The first of my Dancing Vampires Quickie Series, Dance of the Vampires, came out in March and the second, my new release, Vampire Highland Fling, comes out August 8. There will be five in the series all together, I like to think of them as 5 shades of Fey.

Here’s a blurb of my new release, Vampire Highland Fling.

Murdina, a dark vampiric fey, hunts the Scottish Highlands for a man, but not for blood. Murdina wants love. She spots Cameron playing the bagpipes as he’s coming from a wedding. When a strong wind lifts his kilt, she takes a good look and decides he’s the one. When Cameron meets a beautiful, mysterious woman who dances the Highland Fling for him, his blood boils for her. Soon Murdina and Cameron are doing more than dancing. Wrapped in each other’s arms they discover true love, but their time together is limited before Murdina’s fey sisters cross the portal to steal her away and probably kill him. Is their love strong enough to overcome the threat her sisters pose to Murdina’s heart and to Cameron’s life?

I’m having a contest to celebrate my new release. Please comment below and I’ll pick one winner for a PDF eBook of Vampire Highland Fling and one winner for a PDF of Dance of The Vampires. Please visit me at http://CelticRomanceQueen.com, http://www.facebook.com/CelticRomanceQueen or https://twitter.com/CorneliaAmiri for the latest on my contests and new releases.

Contest will be open until Thursday August 9!!


Cornelia Amiri is the author of 16 published books including Steampunk/Romance, which she writes under the name of Maeve Alpin. She lives in Texas as does her son, granddaughter, and her cat named Severus.

Monday, August 6, 2012

If I had to do it all over again...


Some of you know that my recent release, Just For Fun, is book 4 in the Bradford series.  Some of you also know that when I wrote the first book, Just Right, I didn’t intend for it to be a series at all.  The characters took that first book and ran and I’ve just been trying to keep up ever since.

But I’m thrilled that it is a series.  I’ve loved writing these books.  It’s been fun knowing these characters this long and this well.  It’s been fun finding them all true love.  I’m especially thrilled by the reception that Just For Fun is getting and the new covers for the original three books and how excited everyone is about the fifth book, Just A Kiss, which will be out in October.

But I will say that I would recommend planning a series versus having it just happen.  Because, well, everything you put in that first book has to stay true through the other books.  You’re not only stuck with the people, but you’re stuck with their actions and the things they say.  And the thing is, in that first book, you are so focused on the main couple that you develop the secondary characters around them, not thinking about how that might come back to bite you in the butt if you were to make him or her the star at some point.

I’ll give you some examples.  Dooley (Doug) Miller is the hero in Just For Fun.  He’s been a part of all the other books and he’s been a distinct character.  I’ve needed him and I’ve enjoyed the hell out of him.  He’s been a great source of trouble for the other guys, some light moments, and even a couple of pieces of great advice.  But now that it was his turn to be the hero, I had a few things to contend with.

1.       His name.  Dooley fits him, I won’t lie.  It’s a goofy name for a goofy guy.  But I think I might have chosen differently if I’d known he’d eventually be trying to win a classy girl over.  Then again, it kind-of works for him anyway.  Or he makes it work.

 Morgan sucked in a quick breath as he leaned in. “I don’t think I can call you Dooley in bed. Is that what most women call you?”

“That or ‘oh, God’. I answer to both.”

2.       His irreverence for… almost everything.  Even, or maybe especially, when his friends fall in love. 

(Talking about Danika, his friend Sam’s new love interest, in Just Like That) 

“I could date her,” Dooley volunteered. “I’m not completely opposed to commitment.”

Sam scowled at him. “Excuse me?” 

 “I’m just saying…if you think she should date someone else, then maybe it should be  someone you know and can trust to 
be good to her.”

 “Your idea of a romantic dinner is buying her two hot dogs at the baseball game instead of  one,” Sam said. 

“And the last time you bought a woman something to wear it was a tattoo,” Mac added.

 “Didn’t you once tell me that your biggest turn-on is a woman who can drink straight Jack Daniels without shuddering?” Kevin asked.

“I’m not good enough for her?” Dooley asked, feigning offense, but grinning as he said it. 

(From, Just My Type, with Sara his friend’s little sister and another’s friend’s new wife) 

“Hey, Sara, tell me more about this body powder,” Dooley said, stepping close to her.

“What about it? You put it on. Easy.”

He took her hand and turned it palm up. Then he bent and licked the skin just above her wrist.

Sara giggled. Mac saw red.

He shoved Dooley back, pulling Sara behind him. “What the hell was that?” He glowered at his friend.

Dooley looked at him and licked his lips. “Yum.”

Mac leaned toward him menacingly and Dooley had the nerve to smile. “Knock it off.”

“Hey, a girl doesn’t wear edible body powder if she doesn’t want to be licked. Right, princess?”

But that was also kind of fun, actually, because then Morgan comes along and suddenly Dooley is in the same type situation he’s enjoyed seeing his friends in so much.

“So let me get this straight,” Mac said, leaning in on his elbows. “You got her arrested for suspicion of solicitation, which didn’t stick, and then for indecent exposure, which almost did. In fact, if Judge Rickman hadn’t been such a good friend it might have been a different story. And she still wants you to go to Chicago with her to a work thing based on how you look in a tux and what you can do in bed?”

“Elevators anyway,” Sam said.

Yeah, they’d never made it to a bed. Dooley took a long swig of beer and shrugged. “Guess so.”

“You’ve known her for what? About an hour total?” Ben asked.

Four and a half. Not that it mattered. “I guess it doesn’t take long for me to make a good impression,” Dooley said.

The more they talked about it, the better he liked the whole thing. She’d remembered him. For over a month. She wanted him enough to track him down, even with a fake name.

Women like Morgan James didn’t have to work for what they wanted very often. She was gorgeous, confident, and damned classy herself. That she’d tried to find him rocked.

He grinned and tipped onto the back legs of his chair.

“Then there are only two questions left,” Mac said.

“I’m ready.” He was feeling strangely full of himself.

“When’s the plane leave?”

“Thursday afternoon.”

“And are you Richard Gere or Julia Roberts?”


3.      His tendency to always say exactly what he’s thinking, when he’s thinking it, no matter the subject or the audience.

(To Jessica, his friend’s older sister, in Just Right) 


“Damn, girl, you look like a wet dream in that dress.”

(About Danika, his friend’s new girlfriend, in Just Like That)  

“She’s definitely ogle-worthy,” Dooley agreed. “And as long as you’re just friends you don’t get to put up anti-ogle rules.”

But it turns out that Morgan really likes that about him.

(From Just For Fun)

“On the bed, Sugar. Naked and spread out. You have fifteen seconds.”

She wanted to ask or what? but her body was throbbing and she wanted him to make her beg as promised.

She shed her dress the moment the door opened and she was on the bed ten seconds later.

Doug came toward her, his eyes roaming over her greedily. “I didn’t think it was possible to get even harder, but I just did.”

 Morgan smiled. It wasn’t flowery and romantic but it was the gritty real stuff Doug made so damned sexy. There were no practiced words, nothing to infer—he just laid it all out there.

4.       The fact that he can’t help but give his friends a hard time, any chance he gets.

(from Just My Type)

Mac breathed a sigh of relief. Apparently his taking Sara to bed last night had been monumental only to him and Sara.

His peace lasted until four minutes after they stepped into the locker room at the hospital to change into their uniforms.

Which just happened to be when Sam came in.

“Oh, hey, Mac, I found this on the steps and forgot to give it back to Sara. You better take it home tonight.” Dooley tossed Mac a hot pink thong.

She’d probably dropped it on the way into the house last night.

It wasn’t a big deal. Except that the tossed thong nearly hit Sam in the face.

Mac caught the scrap of lace and put it in his pocket, bending to tie his shoes without a word. He was going to kill Dooley. He was pretty sure Dooley knew it so it didn’t need to be said out loud.

But, again, that really did make writing his book a lot of fun, because the guys owe him… big.  Of course, nothing goes exactly according to plan with these guys.

(From Just For Fun)

He scowled at the TV and chewed harder. In the past when Sam and Mac had been idiots about Dani and Sara they’d all made sure the guys knew how they all felt. They’d all known Sam belonged with Dani and they’d made sure he faced how he felt. Dooley, in particular, had seen how Mac was screwing up with Sara and he’d been sure to let Mac know.

Because he cared about them and wanted them to be happy.

So what the hell was this?

Did they think Morgan wasn’t the right woman for him? They were stupid if they thought that. She was definitely the right woman. Did they think he didn’t love her? That was even more ridiculous. He’d never felt, or acted, this way for anyone else. What did they think that was? Was it that he wasn’t good enough for her? That was… Well, that was possible.

“Dammit, I thought you were my friends,” he finally said, smacking the arm of his chair with his open palm.

Mac reached for a handful of popcorn, seemingly unfazed by Dooley’s outburst. “Hey, man, we’re good as long as you don’t cry or sing.”

Dooley raised an eyebrow. “If I did, real friends would sit through it.”

Mac seemed to think about that for a moment. “’Wind Beneath My Wings’? I’m not sitting through that. Unless I had my phone so I could record it and put it on YouTube.”

“How about ‘Lean On Me’?” Sam piped up. “That’s a good one.”

“Okay, I might listen to that,” Mac said.

“Or ‘Friends in Low Places’,” Sam said.

Dooley groaned. Country music gave him hives.

“At least go with the Beatles,” Kevin said and launched into 
“With a Little Help from My Friends.”

Dooley waited as Mac and Sam joined in for a verse. When they finally shut up he asked, “None of you are concerned about it at all?”  

“Concerned about what?” Mac asked, tossing popcorn into his mouth. “Sam’s singing voice has always sucked.”

“Oh, yeah, and you’re American Idol material,” Sam said.

“Me and Morgan breaking up,” Dooley said through gritted teeth. Seriously? Why did he hang out with these guys?

“Oh, that,” Mac said.

Dooley waited. No one said anything more. “Yes, fucking that. Where’s the ‘hey, sorry buddy’ or the ‘I’ve got a cute girl you should meet’ or the ‘what the hell are you thinking’? You’ve got nothing to say about it at all?” he demanded.

Sam shrugged indifferently. “We figured you knew what you were doing.”

Dooley scowled at them. “Since when has anyone in this room known what they were doing where a woman was concerned?”

So, I guess looking at it now, I didn’t mind dealing with this guy after all.  Maybe I wouldn’t have done any of it differently. Dooley was a great secondary character in those first three books but, you know what? He made a pretty good hero too.  And thank goodness I found Morgan.  Not just any girl could handle a guy like Dooley!


Check out the free short story about the Bradfords, Just the Way I Like It, and all the Bradfords in Just Right, Just Like That, Just My Type and Just for Fun now!

Friday, August 3, 2012

My Favorite Things

Things have been a bit chaotic here in Casa Forte.There are days, a lot of them lately, when I've really needed to count my blessings. Days when I felt the need to focus on the things that can make me deliriously happy or, you know, keep me moderately sane. So here, in no particular order are a few of my favorite things.

The Solano County Fair is going on this week and we live close enough that I get an awesome view of the fireworks every night from my back deck. Yep, life is good because county fairs are one of my favorite things, along with fireworks and ferris wheels and alliteration.

There are little things that make me feel pampered. like LUSH Cosmetics or Designer Chocolates or brunches with my husband. And things that make me laugh, like playful pitbull puppies (and, yes, even more alliteration).

And then there's the internet. I freaking love the internet. It's genius. It's magical. And I'm old enough that it still seems like science fiction to me. I love that I can Google anything I want to learn about. And if Google doesn't know, then Wikipedia is sure to. I love that I can buy books and music instantly...

Oh, wait. That should have been first, right? Oh, well, never mind.

I love that I can go on Zillow and find properties I want to buy. I love that I can get on Skype and see and talk to my daughter in Europe and it's almost like she's still right here. I love Pinterest Boards and Facebook Walls and Twitter Streams. And Youtube. OMG do I love Youtube. Here are just a few of the reasons why...




Star Trek: Tik Tok

And if those don't make you smile just a little, I don't know what will. More wine, perhaps?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Thursday Thirteen: RWA Drinking Games



The 2012 RWA National Conference ended a few days ago, and I’m frankly still recovering. Conference is always a blast, but everything’s more fun with a drinking game, right? So here are Thirteen RWA Drinking Games that would have kept me in a constant state of inebriation.

Have a drink every time ….

  1. Someone mentions 50 Shades of Grey
  2. You spot Vivian Arend in a cowboy hat 
  3. You plan to go to the gym and don’t
  4. You have a conversation with someone who’s Tweeting the whole time
  5. Someone tells you the entire, step-by-step plot of the story they plan to pitch (you’ll definitely need that drink!)
  6. You plan to get some writing done and don’t
  7. You wonder when you’ll ever feel like you belong
  8. You run out of outfits
  9. Someone decides to self-publish
  10. You spot Tiffany Reisz with a whip
  11. You scour the Goody Room for yummy things to eat and wonder why Dove Chocolate doesn’t just sponsor the whole event
  12. You get a free book you’ll never have time to read but accept anyway because you’re a book junkie
  13. You wonder why you have to relive prom every year – only this time they call it the RITA’s.