Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy’s Free nook*


So, who’s up for a little nookie?

No, no – not that kind of nookie. THIS kind of nookie:


That’s right. You, Gentle Blog Visitor, could win a nook from the Nine Naughty Novelists. All you have to do is read our steamy western paranormal category multi-part romance mashup, The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy’s Secret Werewolf Babies.

You’ve read about Bloodsuck, the bucolic town in the heart of the heart of Texas. You’ve met some of Bloodsuck’s more colorful citizens. Now we invite you to start reading about their lives, their loves, and their love lives. And win a nook in the process.

Here’s how you do it:
Drop by every week and read an installment of ZVCSWB. A new chapter will go live every Thursday starting Sept. 9th and running until Jan. 6th.

Every comment you leave about the serial will earn you 5 entries.

Tweet about ZVCSWB using the #bloodsuck hashtag and earn 2 entries.
Every time you retweet something about ZVCSWB using the #bloodsuck hashtag, you earn 1 entry.

So, to recap:

Blog comment = 5 entries

Original tweet = 2 entries

Retweet = 1 entry
At the end we'll take all the entries, run them through through some fancy schmancy online randomizer I don't understand (ask Skylar Kade about it, she knows) and pull a winner, who we'll announce on January 9th. The more you comment, tweet and retweet, the more chances you have for winning a nook.

Good luck, and see you back here tomorrow, Thursday, Sept. 9th, for Chapter 1 of The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy’s Secret Werewolf Babies!



*I will abide by the Barnes & Nobles’ style of non-capitalization of nook. But I won’t leave off the definite article. B&N don’t call it “the nook” – they just refer to it as nook. Bugs me. A lot.

38 comments:

elaing8 said...

I'm looking forward to reading the story.

Is this an international giveaway? I live in Canada and I'm pretty sure a Nook doesn't work here.

Gem Sivad said...

Hey, I can't wait for the Texas vampire cowboy and where has he been hiding the werewolf cubs?

I'm a fan of the Old West so I'll be back. (You are making this historically accurate, aren't you?) *bats eyes*.

gem

PG Forte said...

Elaine, according to the B&N website, you should be able to access B&N to buy and load books to your nook in both the US and Canada. However, even in places w/o access to B&N, you can still load books onto your nook (either epub or pdf)via your computer.

PG Forte said...

Hey Gem!! *waves* Hell, yeah it's accurate. I can categorically state this is the most historically accurate vampire-cowboy-werewolf-baby story ever penned. LMAO

elaing8 said...

Thanks for letting me know.I wasn't too sure about it :)

mamasand2 said...

This serial sounds like lots of fun, guys. I'm looking forward to it.

Sandie

jeanette8042 said...

I can't wait, the title is already pretty hilarious! Thanks for such a great contest!

Bratty said...

I am up for vampire cowboy nookie!

Karen McCormack said...

Awesome I want the prize (the Nook) & more of the story.
@kujo317 (twitter)

Fiona said...

Rightfully skewers so many erotic romance cliches that I'm dizzy! I just snorted coffee through my nose onto my keyboard! Thanks for the laughs! And I will be waiting for the next chapter with bated breath! (And maybe a teeny vein in my temple throbbing.)

Fiona said...

Oh yeah, meant to add that B&N calling their reader "nook-e-reader" was so funny I originally thought it was a joke! Am I the only one who remembers when "nookie" was a euphemism for sex? So can you only read erotica on this thing?

Sarah said...

The Zillionaire Vampire Cowboy’s Secret Werewolf Babies - I LOVE that title!! I can't wait to read this although I think you might just kill me by releasing it in installments LOL

CityMom2 said...

I love series books! Left in the lurch. Too funny!
Citymom

mamasand2 said...

Hey guys, can someone please explain to me what a Tweet and a Retweet are?

Sandie

Juniper Bell said...

HI Sandie! Tweets and retweets are the 140-character messages people send on Twitter. If you don't have a Twitter account, don't worry about it! Just leave comments on the blog -- blog comments are worth more points anyway. ;) Have fun!

Juniper

Armenia said...

This is going to be so much fun!

Jill James said...

I've been seeing the title and #hashtag, can't wait to start reading.

rougebolo said...

this story sounds interesting, even without the contest, but that is nice too.

delitealex said...

Looking forward to reading the rest of the story.

NBarnes555 said...

I loved the first installment and can't wait for the next one. This is great fun!

Abhishek Duggal said...

Thanks for the opportunity!

forsurveysonly at gmail dot com

Becky said...

I can't wait to start reading the story.

welyon8 said...

Wow. It's truly impressive how many genres are mashed together here. Please promise there will be cattle rustling. There just must be cattle rustling for the true western flavor. LOL.

DeNise said...

Blood Popsicle and more limp hats, I can't wait for the next installment.

zina seawitch6464@yahoo.com said...

This is going to be great,love the names and I'm glad he didn't kick those pups.
Zina

Denise said...

What fun! And a contest to boot! I'm in.

Denise Golinowski
The Festival of The Flowers: The Courtesan and the Scholar
The Wild Rose Press

marybelle said...

A nook by any other name. I just know I am going to love this new breed of cowboy.

marypres@gmail.com

AllTheWiser said...

Whoo! Cowboy Up! Vamp style!
Yeah baby!
TLR33960 at hotmail dot com

Ronda said...

Since I am Texan born of course I'd love to win :D

Victoria said...

Ok, I love the concept except for one thing...I am the type to stay up all night to finish a good book. And you are going to drag this out HOW LONG??? NOOOOO, I will go crazy!
Ok, I think I got that out of my system. Since I haven't lived in TX for years, I love reading stories set there, so this should be fun for me. Oh, and I really want an eread, so sign me up for the great contest too!
Good luck with the story!

Asylumgirl said...

lol, sounds like you're really OCD about the way B & N represents nook. I totally know how you feel.

Deidre
deidre_durance at hotmail dot com

Tore said...

Please enter me in contest. I would love to read this book. Tore923@aol.com

Cassandra said...

This sounds like a good series. I will definitely keep up with you guys all the way. I have always loved vampires and this seems like a good series too. Adding a Nook is awesome, even still. Thanks! Please enter me for this contest.
ruizcassandra50@gmail.com

Sherry said...

I just stopped by to thank you for the story and to say that I've been having a great time.
sstrode@scrtc.com

Susan said...

I just stumbled across this contest, so I sincerely doubt I'd win, but I have to say this story sounds insane. In a good way. I'm going to go back and find all the previous entries to read them. Thanks!

Denise said...

This story sounds like fun from beginning to end! And I absolutely love, love, love the title. I will be back but, in the meantime, I wish you all the very best with it!
Denise

Jen B. said...

How have I been missing out on this? Vampires and cowboys and werewolves! How awesome! Now I've got me some catching up to do!

Anonymous said...

this was hilarious! every convention and contrivance skewered as often as possible. the convenient steaks, the loss of the cell phone, the bats and the cactus - I'm still rofl!

thanks so much for the fun! please do another. not a sequel, though. how can you improve on perfection. maybe a space one, next time?