Thursday, April 11, 2013

Thursday 13: Best Movie Quotes, Part II

We have more rockin' movie quotes this week--Don't forget to leave your favorite in the comments!

1. Pitch Perfect
I ate my twin in the womb.

2. Pirates of the Caribbean
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

 3. Sleepless in Seattle
When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.

4. The Empire Strikes Back
[a tremor knocks Leia into Solo's arms] Princess Leia: Let go.
Han Solo: Shh.
Princess Leia: Let go, please.
Han Solo: Don't get excited.
Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

5. Some Like it Hot
Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... [Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: [normal voice] I'm a man!
Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!

6. Conan
To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

7. The Big Easy
Anne Osborne: That's OK. I never did have much luck with sex anyway. Remy McSwain: Your luck's about to change, cher.

8. When Harry Met Sally
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

9. The Big Chill
If you're going to sleep this late, you're going to miss a few mini-dramas.

10. The Empire Strikes Back  
[Leia and Han share a passionate kiss before Han is dragged towards the freezing chamber by the imperials]
Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

11. Clueless
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

12. Pitch Perfect
I know you're all skinny bitches, but you have fat hearts and that's what counts.

13. The Empire Strikes Back
Do, or do not. There is no "try".

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