Today we're hanging out with Jess Dee. She's a South African transplant to Australia but we've decided she's an Aussie. Even if she says fook instead of fuck. lol Oh, and don't let the sweet-as-pie smile fool you either, this woman has a razor sharp tongue and a seriously twisted sense of humor. Check out Jess and all her books on her WEBSITE.
Now, *rubs hands together* let's ask Jess what's naughty or nice:-
Bath mat: Hmmm, neither nice or naughty, coz my luck, I'd step out of
the bath to get naughty, slip on the damn thing, and end up breaking an
Park Bench: Naughty. But in a very restrained kind of a way. A way
that makes you wanna be soooo much naughtier, but you can't, coz you're
in a park, on a bench, and there are people all around.
Sun lounge: Uh, a what?
Whipped cream: Oh, a classic naughty for sure. But for me, probably a
distracting nice as well. See, I'd spray that whipped cream all over,
lean on in to get a good lick at it, then forget why I sprayed the cream
in the first place and just concentrate of getting as much into my mouth
as a possible. (The cream, people. I'm talking about getting the cream
into my mouth.)
Pearls: Naughty. Hell yeah. Very naughty. Since all this makes me
think about is a pearl necklace.
Duct tape: Oh, so very, very, very naughty. Duct tape, scarves, silk
Washing machine: Damn. Not nice and not naughty. Just housework. Lots
and lots of house work.
Leather belt: Nice. It holds my jeans up. That's all.
Pen: Naughty. Just think about all those dirty little notes you could
Candles: Nice. Romantic. If I made them naughty, I'd probably knock
one over while being naughty and burn the house down.
Sunscreen: Nice. Keeps away the sunburn.
Wooden spoon: Nice. Helps me make chocolate brownies. And cakes.
Dining chair: Naughty. Ooh, so very naughty. Imagine all those
things you can spread out on the table in front of you. Imagine all
those delectable goodies you can tuck into. One sweet inch at a time...
Well obviously Jess needs to accompany Valerie to the tropical island for some lessons in sun lounging. ;)
So what do we think? Is Jess naughty or nice?