Saturday, August 6, 2011

International Heat gets Naughty: Naughty or Nice, Round 4

Today we're hanging out with Jess Dee. She's a South African transplant to Australia but we've decided she's an Aussie. Even if she says fook instead of fuck. lol Oh, and don't let the sweet-as-pie smile fool you either, this woman has a razor sharp tongue and a seriously twisted sense of humor. Check out Jess and all her books on her WEBSITE.

Now, *rubs hands together* let's ask Jess what's naughty or nice:-

Bath mat: Hmmm, neither nice or naughty, coz my luck, I'd step out of

the bath to get naughty, slip on the damn thing, and end up breaking an

arm .

Park Bench: Naughty. But in a very restrained kind of a way. A way

that makes you wanna be soooo much naughtier, but you can't, coz you're

in a park, on a bench, and there are people all around.

Sun lounge: Uh, a what?

Whipped cream: Oh, a classic naughty for sure. But for me, probably a

distracting nice as well. See, I'd spray that whipped cream all over,

lean on in to get a good lick at it, then forget why I sprayed the cream

in the first place and just concentrate of getting as much into my mouth

as a possible. (The cream, people. I'm talking about getting the cream

into my mouth.)

Pearls: Naughty. Hell yeah. Very naughty. Since all this makes me

think about is a pearl necklace.

Duct tape: Oh, so very, very, very naughty. Duct tape, scarves, silk

ties...

Washing machine: Damn. Not nice and not naughty. Just housework. Lots

and lots of house work.

Leather belt: Nice. It holds my jeans up. That's all.

Pen: Naughty. Just think about all those dirty little notes you could

write.

Candles: Nice. Romantic. If I made them naughty, I'd probably knock

one over while being naughty and burn the house down.

Sunscreen: Nice. Keeps away the sunburn.

Wooden spoon: Nice. Helps me make chocolate brownies. And cakes.

Dining chair: Naughty. Ooh, so very naughty. Imagine all those

things you can spread out on the table in front of you. Imagine all

those delectable goodies you can tuck into. One sweet inch at a time...

Well obviously Jess needs to accompany Valerie to the tropical island for some lessons in sun lounging. ;)

So what do we think? Is Jess naughty or nice?

14 comments:

Erin Nicholas said...

Hi Jess! Welcome to the Naughty Nine blog! And yeah, the bath mat thing-- that would totally be me too!
Erin

Kinsey Holley said...

Do not be deceived, folks. If you just go by her answers, Jess appears nice. But I've heard the woman talk and trust me - she's naughty. And very funny.

elaing8 said...

LMAO..ok I'd have to say she a little of both but more nice than naughty

Jen B. said...

HAHAHA! Snort! I hear undercurrents in those answers. I say naughty!
jepebATverizonDOTnet

Jess Dee said...

Woot, hello Naughty Nine, and thanx for having all us IHers over here at the blog.

LOL, Erin, it's nice to have someone who understands me.

Kinsey, now you're spreading vicious rumors. (Hmm, I think I like it.)

Elaing8... :D
Thank you.

Jen B, maybe a little naughty. Just a very, very, very, very, very little though.

Kim B said...

I think Jess is just flat out great! These sound so much like the answers I would give it is scary!

Juanita said...

Hi Jess from one 'transplant' to another :)

I loved these questions and answers. Deliciously naughty! Naughty and Nice - a winning combination.

Regards, Juanita

Phuong said...

Jess is very nice but writes very naughty things. I can say I have read all those naughty stories too and love them! Keep them coming, Jess :)

Pommawolf Emeraldwolfeyes said...

What a delightful post. Now if I can quit laughing LOL.
I'd say naughty although I haven't met her, I definitely laugh hysterically at her post.
Love your books Jess, and I will be reading more in the future...*S*
Sending cool breezes who are cooking in the heat in the lower 48. We are having an unusually cool summer up here, and haven't been over 70 degree F in over a month.

Have a great weekend ladies, and thanks for the giggles...*S*

Darcy

flchen1 said...

LOL! Jess, I know you can be *quite* naughty, but I'm giggling because you're a nice one, too--of course the washer means a load of work ;p

Jess Dee said...

Kim, I think we may well be long lost sisters.

Hi Juanita. So where did you transplant from and to?

Darcy, sympathies for your cool summer. We are having a cold, wet winter, and I want to see the sun again.

Ahh, Fedora, I just pretend to be nice...
;)

daydrmzzz said...

I don't think Jess is Naughty I KNOW she is!! and is all the most wonderful ways too :)I just looked up a class on duct taping now starts in two weeks :)

books4me said...

Jess is a mixture of naughty and nice with humor! Love it!

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kog said...

Jess - I'm going to say sweet and nice. There was some naughty tossed in, but I think the pen answer was so lovely!