The lucky editors of People Magazine have spoken, and the official Sexiest Man Alive in 2011 is my longtime friend Bradley Cooper.
(Don't believe a word I say here.)
But seriously, I really can't argue with their choice. He's a hottie, no question about it. Talented, smart, French-speaking, charming. But I thought I'd add some other guys into the mix here. And I get to pick my own categories (sorry, People Magazine).
SEXIEST GUILTY PLEASURE GUY
These are the guys I think are hot even though I probably shouldn't. I mean, The Rock? Seriously? But seriously, have you the physique on him?
I put Taylor Lautner in the same category. He is way too young for me to be lusting over. But looking can't do any harm, right?
In a complete change of pace, let's address the SEXIEST GEEK ALIVE category. I'm a sucker for a cute geek and this guy just does it for me. Meet our winner, Ira Glass, of This American Life.
And Mel, I'll just have to remember you from back in the day.
I wanted to include Mickey Rourke in this category but I just don't have the heart to hunt down a picture of him.
So there you have it, Juniper's Sexiest Men Alive. Any other nominees? Feel free to share your picks!