Monday, April 25, 2011

The Naughties Get Down with the Smutketeers

Hi everyone, and thanks to the Naughty Nine for switching with the Smutketeers. Ooh-that sounded kinky--or is that just me? We *are* the Smutketeers, after all, and we’re called that for a reason! We are purveyors of smut, happy smut peddlers, deliciously deviant, indelicately indecent, relishers of ribaldry, the smut-tastically smutty Smutketeers! We are a group of authors who write smut. What is smut, you may ask? Let’s look at a dictionary definition:



1. a particle of soot; sooty matter.

2. indecent language or publications; obscenity.

4. to soil or smudge.

–verb: - smuts , smutting , smutted

-to become affected with smut.

- to make obscene

-to emit smut

Indecent language or publications-that’s us! Obscenity? Sometimes, but only at the most charmingly inappropriate moments. To soil or smudge? Well, sex *is* messy, and sometimes that simply can’t be helped. To become affected with smut? We certainly hope so. To make obscene? Yes, please. But our favorite is the part about emitting smut-we hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps the essence of smuttiness wafts around us like a favorite perfume. It would have to smell of cherries and chocolate, contain the scents of a clean white T-shirt and a little leather, and the lovely, sensual fragrance of heated skin. Obscene? Indecent? Oh, yes…and we love it!

But what else are we aside from our smuttiness? We are a group of authors and friends who love to write, and love each other. To find out more, stay tuned for our week-long blog exchange with the Nine Naughty Novelists. One of us will post each day, with excerpts and awesome prizes and a little peek at who we are!

Meanwhile, if you’d like more info about us, visit our blog, or feel free to join our Yahoo group, where we chat with readers every day, have special giveaways, give previews of our upcoming book covers, post sneak peeks at our newest books before they hit the shelves, and generally have a great time! And don’t forget to stop by our Smutketeers blog to see what the Naughty Nine are doing over there while we’re away this week—something scandalous, we’re sure!

CONTEST! What fun would today be without a contest? All you have to do to enter is comment on today's post. That's it! Today's prize is a surprise, and we'll announce the winner and the prize at the end of the week, so be sure to check back!

More coming right up!

All For Smut, and Smut For All!


daydrmzzz said...

Woo Hoo Smutketeers!!! Can't believe I'm the first to post- lol. Well anyone who knows me knows I'm a Smutketeers stalker and luv em all and if you haven't read them, you are so missing out! Nice to see you ladies getting Naughty :) LOVE the NEW PIC can't wait to see what happens on the Smutketeers site when they take over there. Lots of love xoxox

.: Jade said...

Well, I'm certainly a fan of a bit of smut in the mornings, I'm off to check out your site.

Jen B. said...

Love definitions. Thanks for defining S-M-U-T!!! HAHAHA! Thanks for the contest.

desere_steenberg said...

Whoo Whoo for SMUT ! Love that !!Thanks for the contest and it being a surprize is making it all the more delicious sounding !!


flchen1 said...

ROFL! Good morning, Smutketeers! Lovely to see you and the Naughty Nine swapping ;) And uh, yes, that does sound a little... naughty :D Looking forward to the fun!

Crystal Jordan said...

Woohoo! Thanks for having us this week. This switch is going to be fun.

StacieDM said...

Hello ladies!

I love that you swapped places with the Naughty 9 this week. I look forward to all of your guest posts.

BTW - I keep the SPANK ME ruler I received at your RT party in my desk. It cracks me up every time I see it.

user1123 AT comcast DOT net

RG Alexander said...

so glad to be here!

Krista McKenna said...

Well, You ladies certianly do get around, lol and switching with None Naughty Novelists, kinki. Looking forward to hearing more.

Courtney said...

Hi, guys! I'm here for the Smutkedette Roll

*waves @ the Smutketeers*

gigis said...

HI Smutketeers!
Should be a fun week with all of you switching blobs ;)
Love ya all

gigis said...

LOL...goofy auto correct...though it would have been funnier if they put boobs instead blobs ;)

Was supposed to be blogs

Jean P said...

Nothing like a little smut in the morning to get the day going!
Going to be fun following these blogs.

Karen Erickson said...

Switching blobs, LOL. And yeah we DO get around! Whoo hoo! This week should be fun. ;)

Leanne109 said...

Woot to SMUT :) Nothin like a explicit book with your morning coffee:D

Katie W said...

I love me some smut...and a surprise contest! Thanks so much ;)

Katiewalthall AT ymail DOT com

Ivelisse said...

woohoo for SMUT!!! Love you ladies, this is going to be a fun week. I see we got a sneak peek of the Smutketeer photo shoot you recently did and OMG you all look SMUTASTIC! Can't wait to see the rest.
For those that are not Smutkedettes, what are you waiting for?!?! Come on over to the Smutketeer yahoo group and be a party of our wonderful madness....

SheriV said...

Emit smut. That does certainly fit you wonderful ladies.

Cassondra said...

I was recently introduced to you all and I'm loving your blog! The personality is sensational. Taking the reading/reviewing/writing seriously without taking yourselves too seriously. I just love it!

Skylar Kade said...

Welcome RG, Eden/Eve, Feisty, Crystal, and Karen! It's going to get naughty and smutty here--I love it and can't wait to read more!

JaneE2059 said...

Hi Smutketeers--I followed you over from the group site, and it looks like the party will be fun.
A surprise is always good.

Kelly Jamieson said...

Welcome Smutketeers and all your awesome readers! This is going to be a fun week switching it up!

Eden Bradley said...

Daydrmzzz-I don't know how you managed to be the first one, since you're here on the West Coast with me-lol! But Yayyy for smut in the morning! Morning is one of my favorite times for it...*G*
flcehn1-we do love the swapping-lol!-but I actually meant 'switching', as in sometimes on top, sometimes on bottom-a few of us can wield a flogger-just sayin'...*G*
Stacie-the SANK ME rulers were Skylar's-I think everyone loved them-lol!
Ive-glad you like the new pic! Our recent steampunk photo shoot at the historical Lummis Home was awesome, and we can't wait to unveil the rest of the pics! We're just waiting for me to get a new computer tonight (mine died on Friday-wah!) so we can finish wading through all 200 of them. :)
Cassondra-although we write pretty serious stuff, for the most part, we still think sex should be fun! Hope you enjoy the Smutketeers blog!
Eden/Eve :)

Jordan H. said...

I love smut and I love surprises *grins* so day is an awesome day for me.

Cathy M said...

Happy switcharoo! You ladies always get me smiling, and I am looking forward to a very fun week.

Love your smutty surprises, lol.

caity_mack at yahoo dot com

Bonnie Jean said...

Keep the smut coming!! pardon the pun *snort*
I love it that you EMIT smut =D you guys are AWESOME!!!

Juniper Bell said...

So excited to have the amazingly awesome Smutketeers here! And I love all you Smutcadettes too! This week is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!

Meg Benjamin said...

Welcome, Smutketeers! Kick back and make yourselves at home. I think there's beer in the fridge, and if there isn't, I'm sure PG left some wine around somewhere.

Eden Bradley said...

I'll bring the chocolate martini's, Meg. :) And a cabana boy or two, because, yaknow, what fun is a cocktail without good service to go along with it?

Sherry said...

I love your blog. The blog switch sounds like a lot of fun.

Pommawolf Emeraldwolfeyes said...

Could never understand why the word smut is so upsetting to some people. Where would romance be, the sex be without smut? As a lover of the best books out there, I guess I am a lover of smut. I can live with that..**snickering**, and gladly so!

Love the blog, and now that my browser isn't killing me, I can actually leave comments without it freezing. Awesome. Thanks authors!
We love ya! :)

Crystal Jordan said...

Hey, Eden always said we were smut-peddlers. I say own the word. Take back SMUT!

Anonymous said...

Hey Girls,
Looks like you all are going to be having fun!!!. I'll be popping in more while I have a pc avail.

daydrmzzz said...

I'm so excited to see what you ladies here :D and Eden I was on here first last night or actually this morning @ 3 am cause I couldnt sleep :( I was all over the net last night :) n picked up a few new books n preordered a few coming out - I think I have a problem, n I luv it

Erin Nicholas said...

Welcome Smutketeers! Don't feel you have to take the extra wine or Cabana boys with you when you leave-- we'll make sure they're taken care of (yeah, like I really think there's going to be left over wine!)

Thanks too for sharing the Smutcadettes with us in LA and here! We love 'em!

julie said...

Like i say, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

Eden Bradley said...

Daydrmzzz-we love that problem!
Our Smutkedettes rock, don't they?

RG Alexander said...

They really do ;)

Eden Bradley said...

Looks like most of us are packing it in for the night (and was it just me again, or did that sound dirty...? *G*).
Stay tuned for tomorrow's blog posts when our darling Sticky Bun, Karen Erickson, takes over the Naughty Nine, and some of the Nine will be doing heaven knows what over on the Smutketeers blog! We can guarantee excerpts, prizes, and a naughty, smutty good time!

kittykelly28 said...

I love my Smutketeers!! SOrry I;m late but the tornados last night kept me a bit too busy for the internet! EEEK They are here again tonight. One more reason to hate AR!!!


Chele Blades said...

all great authors writing lots of smut for me...and throwing in a contest to boot...loving it

lots of books i have read form the ladies...but alot i need to catch up with

Susan said...

I LOVE smut, and you gals write some of the BEST!!

susanmik AT gmail DOT com

Eden Bradley said...

ANNOUNCING THE WINNER of our Day 1 surprise package and its contents! First, what's the surprise? It's an e-book package including titles from each of the Smutketeers visiting the Naughty Nine! The winner will receive:
That's enough hot reads to keep anyone busy for at least a few hours. *G*
And now for our winner...
Desere-just contact me at: with your email addy to collect your prize package!
Thanks again to the Naughty Nine for letting us hijack their blog last week! *smutty smooches*
Eden/Eve :)